Harassed

Everyone who has ever had a cat knows that cats need to be harassed a bit to pay their bills. Not meaning actually hurting them or anything for you crazy cat people. But just holding them like a football or squeezing them when they meow; or when there waiting at the door to go outside and you blow air at them. This is just one of the good things about having a cat; they can take it, and it’s hilarious. My cats are the biggest and baddest; also, one of the coolest. Way to let me harass you guys a bit. Crazy owners

The Fathaaa

So awhile back when Mama Cat had her fun she clearly wasn’t thinking. She had no idea that the big orange cat daddy wouldn’t remain faithful. The cat well; hit and quit it. He was a big ass cat that could have squished my little Mom Cat. Any how it has been pretty damn hard for Mom cat to be the only parent. They just harass her and take her food. She always just yells at them and growls every time she sees her son; she’s not that good of a Mom cat. So the Mom cat shoulda thought twice. Being a single mom is hard’ especially for Mom cat. Crazy Mom Cat

Mom cats hungry

Birds

The other Mama Kitty runs inside my house with a dead bird. I didn’t notice until she put it right smack dead on the floor; then she looked at me and walked away. It’s almost like she was trying to impress me. Any how my cats seem to have a signature move for their pray that they catch. They always eat off the heads. So instead of walking around just seeing dead birds; I see dead birds with their heads bit off. Or squirrels, foxes, or small dogs. Crazy bastards.

LOBsterrrrrr

So the other night my mom foolishly decided to make lobster tails without thinking about the lions that roam our house. As soon as she put the helpless little lobster into the pot the lions started to act fanatic. Meowing and constant echoing of unpleasant disruptive cat sounds echoed throughout my house while I was attempting to sleep. I have never seen them so crazy; I thought my Mom was going to be eaten. Once the LOBsteerrr cooked my mom kindly gave them the scarps of the lobster tail. They pounced all over each other rolling around trying to get as much Lobster as possible. Crazy bastards

GarField livin large

Mad Flava Heat

The Cats are starting to chill out and lounge with the summer months approaching. There laziness is starting to shine. All they’ve been doing is laying around and harassing George. The Mom and Garfield just gang up on the poor guy. His body was shaved so he walks around pretty insecure and paranoid.  But with the Sun approaching the cats are just starting to sleep on their backs. They wake up, eat, sleep. And they lounge outside during the nights. The foxes always seem to come back during this time of the year. But the cats don’t worry bout shit; their ready for emm.

Tha Coolest

The cats coolness has really start to show these past couple of days. They haven’t been causing much ruckus. They pretty much have just been lounging all over the house. They look for the tallest accessible things to preach on. Sometimes I wonder how the hell they get to these spots. Ill be walking down stairs and get shocked by a preaching lion on the top of the ceiling. Super powers? Maybe? I am not sure.  But these cats are starting to look like Michael Jordon.

Bath Time

This was probably hell for George. But he had a lot of manure on his behind. And big papa bear was not gonna let it walk around the house with that on it. My dad grabbed some big yellow rubber gloves and George knew what was coming. This sound of the bath tub running scared George to death. He tried to hide; but he couldn’t. My dad grabbed George and started scrubbing as hard as he could. The cat yelped out a terrifying yell that could be heard next door. And the sounds of Dad’s curse words echoed throughout the house. Sorry George, but it was hilarious to watch.